Surely there are easier way to pad your following on Instagram than trespassing on high schoolhouse grounds while disguised as a teen . That plain did not occur to a 28 - twelvemonth - old Florida cleaning lady who was contain after infiltrate a schooling in Miami - Dade County for the Gram on Monday .
Really ? That was your program ? Really ?
The grown - ass charwoman in question , Audrey Francisquini , allegedly cabbage into American Senior High School with a backpack , a “ picture under one subdivision and a skateboard under the other , ” according to theWashington Post . Police say she walk the halls of the shoal turn over out aviator advertising her Instagram account before her book binding was blown . Police reports state she was present by school security department and throw the alibi that she was looking for the registration office , but continue to lurch the lobby with fliers before being again confronted by security , CBS Miami reported . Francisquini fled but was subsequently turn back and charge with felony trespassing , misdemeanor interfere with a schooling , and nonviolently resisting arrest . One imagines handing out fliers with her social media handle on it did n’t precisely help her dodge the authorities .
Screenshot: WSVN/CBS Miami (Fair Use)
Francisquini is a former constabulary officer who was fired from her job in DeKalb County , Georgia whenshe was arrestedfor allegedly access a female colleague ’s social media write up to mail revenge porn . As of the clock time of the incident , sheworked for Carnival Cruise logical argument .
harmonise to the Post , her stumble to the school somehow managed to be almost as creepy as Never Been Kissed , a 1999 picture where Drew Barrymore infiltrates a gamey schooltime as an hush-hush newsperson and is later joined in the ruse by her brother , act as by David Arquette , whoattends promenade in his underwear :
A student told the station that Francisquini was showing off her Instagram feed , which have TV and several images of her break a “ devil ’s masquerade party . ”
“ It ’s crazy . It ’s very creepy , ” the pupil said . The station testify videos from her account , in which Francisquini break a sinister red mask with pointy pinna and grim horn .
She could have also got the idea from that meme of Steve Buscemiasking “ How do you do , fellow Kyd ? ” , though in that guinea pig , his character was an undercover drug cop .
While surrounded by police at her home , she continue to brand to Instagram , according to WSVN .
“ I legit have I do n’t know how many cops outside justly now of my house , ” Francisquini enjoin in an Instagram Story . “ I ’m not go out of doors at all . ”
In court of justice , WSVN reported , Francisquini shook her heading while prosecutors read the allegement against her and was advised by her public defender not to continue chatter about the incident on tv camera :
“ She was carry a skateboard , a painting , habilitate similar to students to try and commingle in with — as soon as you judder your head mighty now , ” a public prosecutor said .
“ Ma’am , stop doing that , ” Francisquini ’s public withstander advised … “ If someone squeeze a camera in your face , just do n’t talk about this , ” Francisquini ’s public shielder say before she left motor inn .
Seriously ? Wannabe societal media influencers have pluck some absolutely off-the-wall clobber over the years , ranging from drivingtheir car blindfoldedtoeating Tide Podstodipping their testiclesin soybean sauce and light their homes on fire , but this one is something else .
Francisquini is out on a $ 2,000 bond , and Miami - Dade County Public Schools has articulate the “ unfortunate incident ” is under review , according to the Post .
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