Names have been withheld to protect the innocent
Gizmodo : So , what are you here to buy ?
Lady 1 : iPad
Gizmodo : iPad 4 or iPad mini ?
Lady 1 : Both !
Gizmodo : Which one ’s for you ?
Lady 1 : I care the miniskirt .
Gizmodo : So you ’re going to keep the miniskirt ?
Lady 1 : 16 gigabytes
Lady 2 : Something in Chinese .
Lady 1 : [ nods ] 16 gigabytes . clean one .
Gizmodo : They ’re already out of the livid .
Lady 1 : I buy whatever they have .
Gizmodo : What about your friend ? [ to booster ] Are you getting an iPad ?
Lady 2 : Two iPads .
Gizmodo : Which one , the mini or the 4 ?
Lady 2 : Both mini ! iPad 4 is stupid . Nobody want , no money . [ editor in chief ’s note : clearly a Gizmodo reader . Also , she was like yelling . ]
Gizmodo : So you ’re selling the iPads ?
Lady 2 : No , for my daughter . [ Looks at Man ]
valet de chambre : [ nod ]
Gizmodo : You ’re giving two iPads to your daughter ?
gentlewoman 2 : In Chinatown I bear $ 3 to appoint my cellular phone .
Gizmodo : Really ? That ’s fucked up .
Lady 2 : [ to man ] Something in Chinese
Lady 2 : He pay $ 15 on Tuesday . hahahahahahahahaha !
Gizmodo : hahaha you got rend off
serviceman : [ shrug ]
Gizmodo : So you ’re giving both iPads to your daughter ?
Lady 2 : Two girl . One five , one eight .
Gizmodo : And you ’re devote them both iPads ? You ’re the best mom ever .
Lady 2 : [ To Lady 1 ] Something in Chinese
Lady 1 : Her girl already has iPhone 4S.
Lady 2 : [ pulls out white iPhone 4S ] hahahahahahaha How many [ iPad purchasing ] ticket you have ?
Gizmodo : Just one .
Lady 2 : Too regretful , make money .
Gizmodo : Who do I sell my iPad to ?
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